I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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