just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I won't apologize to a one balled man
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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