I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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