So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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