Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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