You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
