Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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