Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
is wine microwaveable?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
