I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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