you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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