The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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