Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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