Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
