But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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