I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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