And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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