dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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