hotel room ftw
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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