You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
