No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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