Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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