If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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