Sry I called you an 8
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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