wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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