I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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