your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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