Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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