You surviving the open bar?
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I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
accomplished twins. life is a go
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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