I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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