Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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