Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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