i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
His nipple licking is glorious
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