So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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