Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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