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(913): View more from Kansas

I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.

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(847): View more from Illinois

i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural

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(970): View more from Colorado

I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid

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(406): View more from Montana

Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.

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