My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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