What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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