Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
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