Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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