So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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