weddingsv make me drug and hornr
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
