apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
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