Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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