It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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