Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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