i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
