There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
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