At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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