Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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