How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Pooping to opera.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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