If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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