McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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