i don't like sucking hair
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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