But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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